I got bored, decided I'd write down my weird guidelines as to what panic! bandslash fics I'd read.
1. The word 'beautiful' can not be used unless the word 'fucking' is before it.
2. The word 'pretty' can not be used unless it is said by Brendon, and either as a joke or during fucking.
3. The word 'pretty' can not be used as a petname unless Jon is saying it and using it on either Brendon or Ryan.
4. The Panic! guys don't use to word 'dude'.
5. 'Baby' is a totally unacceptable word, and can not be used as a petname. It may only be used my Brendon when he is dry-humping Ryan and saying, "Admit you're in love with me."
6. Spencer and Jon do not 'giggle'. Only on rare occasion do Brendon and Ryan giggle, and it has to be during something completely random like drinking or snail racing or bedazzling Spencer's new shoes.
7. AU fics must actually have a plot that is not based off of a stupid romance novel or Brokeback Mountain.
8. Crack!Fics must be completely crack, and have stupid petnames and codenames and lots of drinking and TAI and FOB and computer hacing comeshots. Plus spelling errors and multiple exclamation points.
9. Acceptable Pairings: Brendon/Ryan, Brendon/Jon, Brendon/Spencer, Ryan/Spencer, Ryan/Jon, Jon/Spencer, Ryan/Pete.
10. Acceptable Crack!Fic Pairings: Ryan/Patrick, Spencer/Patrick, Spencer/Brent, Spencer/Pete [fuck yes.]
11. Unacceptable Pairings: Brent/Ryan, Jon/Brent
12. People I Hate With A Passion: Jack Marin, Oli Sykes
13.
The Panic! boys DO NOT DO DRUGS. Jon might smoke cigarettes, but they
don't do drugs. Brendon trying (and failing) to roll a joint isn't cool.